A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She said, "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot." She said, "Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding"
Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way, The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad Respond: Please, listen carefully: Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the Bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use Any firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus!
Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite of this sentence: “Children in the dark make mistakes” Student: “mistakes in the dark make children!”
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He said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She said, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She said, "Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding"
Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way, The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad Respond: Please, listen carefully: Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the Bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use Any firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus!
Teacher to his student:
Give me the opposite of this sentence:
“Children in the dark make mistakes”
Student:
“mistakes in the dark make children!”
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Firstدلشاد
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so you should pay money
هاچو هاچو
no no
The one
ثنک یو گلووو
نوش یور سول مای سان
ولی خیلی بامزه بود مکالمتون
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Snake venom
پری سا
The one
به انگلیسی چه باکلاس میشه
Sickness
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pain B Treatment
بهونه
baron jon
gilas
ژنرال
malakeh
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mojde
no no
ماهی
Persian culture house of Vocabulary
هاچو هاچو
Kishe Mehr
بات :
"I'm Just Kidding"
ترجمه :
چه کشکی چه پشمی
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