A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father ?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that`s why it`s important to learn a second language."
The doctor to the patient: `You are very sick` The patient to the doctor: `Can I get a second opinion?` The doctor again: `Yes, you are very ugly too...` I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.
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A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father ?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that`s why it`s important to learn a second language."
▧ تصویر در دسترس نیست
The doctor to the patient: `You are very sick`
The patient to the doctor: `Can I get a second opinion?`
The doctor again: `Yes, you are very ugly too...`
I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.
▧ تصویر در دسترس نیست
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Patient: Doctor! You`ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!