jahani۲۰ خرداد ۱۳۹۴ 1

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
?"The teacher says, "Why are you arguing
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn`t even know what a lie wasThe boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It`s a girl. She`s my daughter.
A: Oh, I`m sorry, sir. I didn`t know that you were her father.
B: I`m not. I`m her mother.

?"Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school
?Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

?" PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do
."TEACHER: " Of course not
" PUPIL: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework.