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I'm a WIFE
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?" The woman
replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."



Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."


When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.


A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?


Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.


How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!