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If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


Q: Why are women's feet so small?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.


What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!



They say that married men live the longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.


How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I don't know, it has never happened.


How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.


Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one of them turns to the other one and asks, "Hey, isn't that Hortense?" The other drunk chimes in and says, "No, she looks pretty relaxed to me."


A boy asked his dad, "What's the difference between a woman and a slave?" His father replies, "I don't know, what?" His son says, "No, I was asking a question."


What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.